"Let me take you out to eat, Dad," he said. "Just a quick bite," he said.

—Grisha Yeager, probably  

austenchanted:

Cap ‘n QuotePride and Prejudice (2005)

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Elizabeth Bennet: He’s been a fool about so many things, about Jane, and others… but then, so have I. You see, he and I are so similar. We’ve been nonsensical! Papa, I…

Mr. Bennet: You really do love him, don’t you?

Elizabeth Bennet: Very much.

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

dudewithabow:

only 90s kids can reblog this

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secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired

secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired

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absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song